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The data did not send,
It was too bad to store.
So I sat in my chair
All that bad, bad, flat data.                         _.---,_
                                                    .'       `'.
I sat there with sartak.                            \    __..-'\
We sat there, we two.                                }-"`       \
And I said, "How I wish                             /__,,..---.._|
We had serialization to do!"                        \            |
                                                    |---..__     |
Too flat to send                                   /        ``"-./
And too hacky to just patch.                     .'---...__      |
So we sat in our chairs,                       .'          ``"-./
with nothing to do.                       ,--./...,,,__        /
                                          '--.'__    __```.-. /._
So all we could do was to                   / `  `  '  `=/.-.|-._)
   Sit!                                     | .-.  .-.  "\\  /
        Sit!                                || O| | O|  ""=='_\
             Sit!                         .-' '-'o '-'    ""=\`
                  Sit!              `''--/-              ""=-,\--._
And we did not like that.            .---|-            ( ""=-. \`
Not one little bit.                      \             /`)"=."=|'-.
                                          '.       _.-' '  "=|\|
And then                                    (`----`    '="=|/
something went !                      `-.       "=/`
How that  made us JUMP!                   '.     =/
                                                   \   =|
We looked!                              .-.        |` "=|
Then we saw it clear on the page!      (   ~._     | "==|        _.-~`\
We looked!                              \     ~.   |'"="|    _.-~      )
And we saw it!                           ;      ~-.|.-._|_.-~         /
The BSD License!                        /        _-(  /-.__          (
And It said to us,                     '._..--~~`/`/-'\-._ `~~-       ;
"Why do you sit there like that?"          jgs  /"=|  |" =\~-...___.-~
                                               /=" /  | "==\
"I know some good patches we can make",       / = (_  \  "==\
Said the License.                            ;="=   `\_)  =="\
"I know some new code"
Said the BSD License on the Page.
"A lot of good code
I will show them to you.
Your upstream
Will not mind at all if I do."

Then Sartak and I
Did not know what to say.
Our upstream was still asleep
For the day.

But our Boss said, "Yes! Yes!"
Make that License work!
Use that BSD License
You DO WANT to patch.

FOSS should be here.
It should be about.
It should be here,
we can help the Upstream out!

As we discussed

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 12:52:00 -0400

As we discussed:

DEAR FRIEND IN GOD,

I AM CONTACTING YOU IN GOOD FAITH ABOUT A MATTER OF EXTREME URGENCY. I HAVE BEEN ASKED TO DISPURSE A LARGE FUND OF 2 FILES WITH 11 INSERTIONS, 3 DELETIONS. THIS WORK WAS DONE BY MY LATE PARTNER, WITH THE CODE BRUTALLY COMMITTED UNDER SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES.

I WANT YOU TO ACCEPT THIS CODE AND TRANSPORT IT OUT OF MY REPOSITORY FOR SAFE KEEPING. WE ARE VERY MUCH PREPARED TO PART WITH 100% OF THE BYTES IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR HELP AND ASSISTANCE.

I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU AND RECEIVING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THIS MATTER AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS.

SINCERELY,

DR. CLEMENT OKON